Monday, September 5, 2011

Curious and the Bheki Cele Boys (BCB)

So this is what happend to Curious Today
While out and about kinda enjoying one of her allocated 100 lives a day, Curious went out and about to perform some of life's everyday responsibilities, paying bills she thought she should also buy a tin of 'whiskers' as it had been a while, the escapism sometimes gotten from a lick of "whiskers" was needed to look at things from a 5th dimensional view.
Curios went to the bank, then to clicks a cat, needs to treat those pores for doing such a
miraculous job keeping her looking good.
Curious left the cash by "The Slug" ordered her "whiskers", Collected her "whiskers" and indulged
While on about a 3rd lick, Bheki Cele's Boys(BCB)  came,kinda checkin her out
She panicked, then threw away her can of "whiskers",
Then they noticed the guilt on her face and pounced onto her.Obviously had an  an unfair advantage,
searched her even her purse to count how much money she had, so that she could not cry and use the girl card, After all Curious hates playing the Denzel in distress it patronises her,
So they took her inside the van forced her to name her dealer, She lied and said she got it from Thaana Bantu but they interrogated her till she had to confess it was Pick’ n Pay she was getting it from.
They told her that it was a crime to indulge in a tin of "whiskers" in broad day light especially not in the burbs.
The moment of truth had arrived, Curious had to point Pick’ n Pay before she could even point him out One of Bheki Cele's boys said Oh Mr Ackerman, She did not even relate to him on a first name basis to her He was just the dealer. BCB 1 asked Mr Ackerman questions about his stock and who He got it from. Mr Ackerman explained how he and 'Cats' Agents' were distributing "whiskers" and how much each of them were getting for the sale.
Mr Ackerman suggested that Curious should pay Tjotjo (Bribe) but She really did not want to what mattered most to her would be lesson of learning that delicacies such as whiskers were only to be enjoyed in private because the BCB's wanted them all to themselves, you could even be fined up to R500.00 if found in possession.
To make the charges look even more serious the popped into the nearest Restaurant where they requested the Chef to weigh the half tin of whiskers so that they would have enough evidence to open a docket against her.
While on the way back from the Restaurant to Mr Ackerman they locked her at the back of the van so that Mr Ackerman could negotiate on their behalf.
She overhead one saying "ke batla go montsha nkane"the type of testosterone that doesn’t not take rejection very well.
From the back of a van she negotiated a R150.00 fine, They wanted all of it as if it’s not enough they have a cut from the 'whiskers' Bullied by the mafia system she felt she kinda deserved it for being so wreck less and irresponsible.
BCW were looking to fill their tummies as well the law was breaking itself in order to mend society.
The lesson was learned but was the corruption necessary. Or is it a way for the BCB to benefit a piece of the corruption as this was the trickle from the top.
The public humiliation was worse everybody was looking, A least she did not sell ass to be free.
The refused the R150.00 until a friend of one of the BCB came peeked at Curious and negotiated her freedom for her numbers.
She was really pulled out from the miry clay, She also remembered that it was unwise to throw yourself in front of a moving train and ask to be saved.
She had to save her life,the decision she needed to make was to keep indulging in 'whiskers' or just quit. The price was too high, then again the law says it should be done in private, at least that what she thought she heard from one of the BCB.
She wondered how it would have turned out if Lab had been there, "we probably be in the cells or maybe on our way to Dubai" she thought as she gathered the 999 lives she still had to go through on that day.Being a curious cat is hard work she thought as she swiftly walked towards her next adventure of the day.